Song a Week 51 - Jonathan Coulton's Beard
Song a Week 51 - Jonathan Coulton's Beard
One of my favorite people - Jonathan Coulton, is the topic of my next song conquest. More specifically - his beard.
I became introduced by Jonathan Coulton by Ze Frank. One of Ze’s “The Show” episodes had Jonathan and Ze doing several songs together. I immediately went to see who Mr. Coulton was.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
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Jonathan Coulton’s Beard
Jonathan Coulton's beard has magical properties
it pleases the peasants who are under him
It's the beard that made the Kessel run
in less than 12 parsecs
Unicorn Poo does not come close to having the amount of
Midi-chlorians this beard
Do - do do do do do do
Unicorn Poo does not come close to having the amount of
Midi-chlorians this beard
Do - do do do do do do
Jonathan Coulton's beard has the ability to release the Kracken
Cats may have the predisposition to paw at the right side of Jonathan Coultons beard
Jonathan Coulton's beard has a built in Face Time feature
Jonathan Coulton's beard has been shown in the American Journal of Medicine to effectively lower Triglycerides
Jonathan Coulton's beard is an unlockable feature in Dead Rising II
Dance Mr. Coulton
Dance Mr. Coulton
Dance with me all the day long
Cause it's a free ride in paradise
when you strap your Dobro on
Free ride in paradise when you
strap your Dobro on
Strap your Dobro
Strap your Dobro
Strap your Dobro… Ah!
Getty up now
Jonathan Coulton's beard has magical properties
it pleases the peasants who are under him
Clippings of his beard are put in a vial and are
up in the space shuttle way up in the sky
Yes his beard, used to, affect plots and subplots
in episodes of Lost
Unicorn Poo does not come close to having the amount of
Midi-chlorians this beard
Do - do do do do do do
Unicorn Poo does not come close to having the amount of
Midi-chlorians this beard
Do - do do do do do do
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